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Here you will find favorite quotes from Static-X.  Anything from live encounters to things like the X-Posed DVD are welcome here. If you have a favorite quote or conversation from the band thats not posted on here, send it to me!

Quotes/Coversations from the X-POSED DVD

WAYNE: The biggest misconception is that we're like maniacs like we are
when we're onstage. Like, most fans that meet us, like sometimes we'll
bring kids up on the bus just to hang out and they expect me to be all
like "BWAAAAAAA," y'know, like I am onstage, and they see me like this
and they're like, "Whoa, are you high or something?"

WAYNE: I mean, for the most part its laidback, we have our little
arguements about this and that, but we're laidback-
TONY: But we just tell Tripp to shut up, and y'know it works.
TRIPP: *laughs* Thats what you guys always do.

*Talking about the newly released album "Shadow Zone"*
WAYNE: Well, y'know this is the first record where Tripp actually wrote
with me.
TRIPP: So if this goes down the tubes, its my fault.
TONY: Its all your fault.
WAYNE: And if it blows up, he'll take the credit.
TRIPP: Yea.
TONY: Right. It'll be, "Its all meeee!"

*Talking about the newly released album "Shadow Zone"*
WAYNE: Y'know, we start off heavy and just grab you by the nuts and
then you just start your journey from there.
TONY: And then we lead you by the nuts through this journey.
WAYNE: Ahhh! Kicking and screaming the whole way. And if you make
it to the end, you're a man.

*Talking about the newly released album "Shadow Zone"*
WAYNE: I think this album is very much a journey more than our other
two records, and I want people to listen to the album as a whole. I
mean we made the album short again, its less than forty minutes long,
just thirteen songs. And you can listen to it, just go on this journey-
TONY: You scared me for a minute. I thought you meant Journey the band.
"This record's more like Journey," I'm like what? What are you talking about?
TRIPP: A journey.
TONY: Yea.

*Talking about photoshoots*
WAYNE: Some photographers like scream at you, y'know, while you're doing it.
TONY: Yea, "Gimme that face! ARRRRRR!"
WAYNE: "C'mon f***er! Get pissed! What the f*** are you doing?!" Y'know, screaming at ya. But y'know, its all right. It doesnt bother me too much, y'know?
*TRIPP NODS*
*PAUSE*
TONY: I hate 'em.

*At a radio statioc before album release. About to play a song from Shadow Zone.*
DJ: Alright, so you wanna give us a story behind this song before we listen to it?
TONY: No. No story. Just go.
WAYNE: Uh, you can listen to it and y'know, take what you will from it and whatnot.
TONY: Make up your own story as you listen.
DJ: Alright. *Proceeds to announce & play the song*

TONY: Why is there a f***in' video camera playin' in my face?

*After talking about all the members leaving up to that point, Tony makes up a story of leaving after the Shadow Zone tour*
TONY: And then when we're done with this tour, its my turn to quit.
WAYNE: Hes going to quit after this tour, and then him, Ken Jay, and Koichi are going to re-form and call themselves "Static-X."  And then I'm going to have a band called "Static-X featuring Wayne Static." And then we're going to have lawsuits over who gets to use the name, and its going to get really nasty.
TONY: But it'll make for great record sales.
WAYNE: Yea.  And then in ten years we're all going to get together and do a reunion tour, and it'll just blow up and be huge.

WAYNE: I used to think Paul Stanely was gonna quit KISS and they'd secretly ask me to join, and no one would know!

*Fan asks How he can do his hair like Wayne's*
WAYNE: Hold on, I'll show you what we need to do first. *Goes to get hair-styling items*
TONY: Tripp, you wanna show them how you do your hair?

*A female fan asks if anyone in the band is single*
TONY: Yea. Me and him. *Points at Tripp*
NICK: Shes got sideburns and stuff...
TONY: Yea, I know. And handles.

*After answering the same question about a minute ago, another fan asks:*
FAN: I just wanted to ask Wayne, how the hell do you get your hair up so high?!
WAYNE: We already did that one, dude.  You should have been watching.
TONY: Yea, pay attention!
WAYNE: Remember we did this stuff earlier? *Holds out hairstyling items* Remember that?

*Fan asks if selling out is a big deal.  After talking about how their show had just been sold out, Wayne and Tony both say:*
WAYNE & TONY: You make more money.
TONY:  Which means you can buy more chicks and booze... and more amps...
WAYNE: *Interupts* He has to buy chicks.
TONY: Yea, I have to buy 'em. Chicks only ask me for advice about playing bass.

WAYNE: I write lyrics just from everyday experiences.  S*** that goes bad, s*** that goes good, and Tripp actually contributed some lyrics to the new record too.  So there you go.
TRIPP: About s*** goin' bad, sometimes good...
WAYNE: S*** goin' in...¦
TONY: S*** goin' out, s*** goin' in...
WAYNE & TONY: S*** goin' oooouuut...

Quotes/Conversations from the Chaos CD

INTERVIEWER: So Wayne, whats it like to be compared to a god?
WAYNE: *laughs* Uh, I didn't know you liked me that much, sir.
*lifts eyebrows*
INTERVIEWER: Seriously.
WAYNE: Seriously...what?

INTERVIEWER: So Wayne, how do you feel that people tell yo uthat you
kick a**?
WAYNE: Uh, Its awesome. Because I DO kick a**.
INTERVIEWER: Care to elaborate?
WAYNE: *laughs* Uh, would you care for me to kick your a**, sir?

*Band is walking down flights of stairs, with lots of arrows pointing
downstairs*
STAGE GUY: Follow the arrows.
*Wayne turns and goes around the corner*
TONY: Wrong way, dude. *Points downstairs as Wayne disappears around
the corner* Where the f*** you going? *Wayne comes back* Dumbass.
KEN JAY: *laughs* WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING, MAN?
TONY: *Points back at the other band members* F***in' idiots.

*Interviewer asks Tripp about his storyline for the Static-X comic book*
INTERVIEWER: So Tripp, how did this storyline come about?
TRIPP: Well, I had a dream-
TONY: *interrupts in a raspy voice* Well, One day I sniffed the wrong end of the hair spray bottle, and... *walks away*
TRIPP: *sarcastically* ...yea...

*Interviewer asks Tripp about his storyline for the Static-X comic book*
INTERVIEWER: So how did it feel to help Wayne escape?
TRIPP: Well, I was against helping him escape, actually. Because he looked good all tied up. *laughs at Wayne*