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"Official" Static-X Products by ME!

On the Static-X message board, I posted a series of fake SX products I made. I have now posted them all in this gallery for your viewing! Keep a lookout, as I may create new ones in time!

-This Page now contains Fake Products by other artists too!-

Note: These Static-X products were made by ME (unless otherwise indicated).  Do not post them on your site without permission. DO NOT directly link any images.  Thanks!

-There are 16 images present on this page-

Hair Care Products

The "Official" hair dryer of Wayne Static!

"Official" Wayen Static Hairspray! Keep your hair evil!

"Official" Tripp Hair Color.  This is the "Machine Red" Edition.

"Official" Tripp Eisen Hair Color.  This is the "Shadow Zone Green" Edition.

"Official" Tripp Hair Color.  This is the "Start a War Blue" Edition.

A fake product NOT by me! This great advertisement for Static-Gel is by demonic_revolution21! Nice job!

Food

Tripp Eisen now has his own special editions of his favorite food! Tripp Eisen marshmallow fluff! Also in "Machine Red" and "Shadow Zone Green."

An Advertisement for Marshmallow Fluff featuring the one and only Tripp Eisen!

Keep Breakfast Evil with "Official" Static-X cereal!

Ohhh...check out all those guitar marshmallows in the Static-X cereal!

Yes! Just what I always wanted! Static-X poptarts!  I want the free ring...

Another fake product NOT by me! This beautiful can of Static-X energy drink was created by the talented C-LOS! Thanks!

Inspired by C-LOS's creation, I made another addition to the Static-X energy drink line!

Other Products

"Official" Static-X toothpaste! Inspired by the "COLD" video.  Perhaps it gives you vampire fangs?

The Static-X edition of Monopoly! (The board game Monopoly and all rights belong to Parker Brothers).

The Tony Campos "Learn to Juggle Kit!"